(1351 quotes found)
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
Henry Youngman
“No one becomes a good doctor before he fills a churchyard”
Swedish Proverb
“Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.”
Gerhard Kocher
“I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.”
George Carlin
“I came upon a doctor who appeared in quite poor health. I said, 'There's nothing that I can do for you that you can't do for yourself.' He said, 'Oh yes you can. Just hold my hand. I think that that would help.' So I sat with him a while then I asked him how he felt. He said, 'I think I'm cured.'”
Conor Oberst
“According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.”
Jay Leno
“The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;”
Chinese Proverbs
“If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.”
Isaac Asimov
“God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees”
Benjamin Franklin
“Instead of wishing to see more doctors made by women joining what there are, I wish to see as few doctors, either male or female, as possible. For, mark you, the women have made no improvement / they have only tried to be ''men'' and they have only succeeded in being third-rate men.”
Florence Nightingale
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