(1396 quotes found)
“Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell”
Dorothy Canfield Fisher
“My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down -- but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.”
Willie Nelson
“The doctor is to be feared more than the disease”
Latin Proverb
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
Henry Youngman
“The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;”
Chinese Proverbs
“I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.”
George Carlin
“All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.”
Isaac Asimov
“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber”
Benjamin Franklin
“A doctor, like anyone else who has to deal with human beings, each of them unique, cannot be a scientist; he is either, like the surgeon, a craftsman, or, like the physician and the psychologist, an artist. This means that in order to be a good doctor a man must also have a good character, that is to say, whatever weaknesses and foibles he may have, he must love his fellow human beings in the concrete and desire their good before his own.”
W. H. Auden
“I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.”
Al McGuire
