(1351 quotes found)
“Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.”
Pete Rose
“The doctor can fuck himself”
Ozzy Osbourne
“Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.”
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“Good is a good doctor, but Bad is sometimes a better”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Nature is better than a middling doctor.”
Proverb
“The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: 'It's a girl”
Shirley Chisholm
“Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and will call your doctor whenever you are having heart trouble. When told about it, Dick Cheney said, "I can't afford those kind of phone bills."”
Conan O'Brien
“Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services”
Heraclitus of Ephesus
“Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey”
Marcel Proust
“My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.”
Natalie Portman
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