(1773 quotes found)
“Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long”
Henry Louis Mencken
“Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.”
Calvin Coolidge
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
Max Eastman
“A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man”
Frances Thompson
“A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.”
Louis Sabin
“A dog that intends to bite does not bear its teeth.”
Turkish Proverb
“The lion does not turn around when a small dog barks”
African Proverb
“We treat our dogs as if they were 'almost human': that is why they really become 'almost human' in the end.”
C.S. Lewis
“Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked”
American Proverb
“Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina.”
Esther Vilar
