(1773 quotes found)
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does”
Christopher Morley
“I love dogs. They live in the moment and don't care about anything except affection and food. They're loyal and happy. Humans are just too damn complicated.”
David Duchovny
“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”
Emily Dickinson
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
Josh Billings
“If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”
Roger Caras
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's”
Mark Twain
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.”
Milan Kundera
“I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”
Jack Handy
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person”
Andy Rooney
