(1773 quotes found)
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear”
Dave Barry
“The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.”
Chanakya
“You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother”
Rick Horowitz
“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””
Eddie Izzard
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”
James Thurber
“Who loves me will love my dog”
Proverb
“One dog barks at something and a hundred bark at his sound”
Chinese Proverbs
“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations”
Sigmund Freud
“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.”
Franklin P. Jones
