(1773 quotes found)
“If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
Phil Pastoret
“To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog”
German Proverb
“Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail”
Martin Luther
“If it were a dog, it would have bitten you already”
Proverb
“The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“When a dog runs at you, whistle for him”
Henry David Thoreau
“A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.”
William Kunstler
“Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not their tongues”
“I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to”
Fred Jungclaus
“People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”
Mitch Hedberg
