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“You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'”
Dave Berry
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives”
Sue Murphy
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
Josh Billings
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
Will Rogers
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear”
Dave Barry
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's”
Mark Twain
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
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