(1773 quotes found)
“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
Mary Bly
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Mark Twain
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”
Samuel Butler
“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
Carlotta Monterey O'Neill
“The more I see of men the more I like dogs.”
Madame de Stael
“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to”
Joe Gores
“The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.”
Will Rogers
“Thou call'st me dog before thou hadst a cause, But since I am a dog, beware my fangs”
William Shakespeare
“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
