(1427 quotes found)
“Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'”
Craig Kilborn
“Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they're attached to dollar signs -- unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly aware of numbers at all times.”
Hunter S. Thompson
“When I was born I owed twelve dollars.”
George S. Kaufman
“It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.”
Boris Karloff
“[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?!”
Homer Simpson
“There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.”
Werner von Braun
“Its idea of ''production value'' is spending a million dollars dressing up a story that any good writer would throw away. Its vision of the rewarding movie is a vehicle for some glamour-puss with two expressions and eighteen changes of costume, or for some male idol of the muddled millions with a permanent hangover, six worn-out acting tricks, the build of a lifeguard, and the mentality of a chicken-strangler.”
Raymond Chandler
“[the crew has been "killed" in a simulator accident] Jim Lovell: Well, Deke; if I had a dollar for every time I've been killed in that thing, I wouldn't have to work for you. We'll get it together by launch time.”
Apollo 13
“My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.”
Andy Van Slyke
“Gosh, all a kid has to do these days is spit straight and he gets forty-thousand dollars to sign.”
Cy Young
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