(16 quotes found)
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Mitch Hedberg
“Be sweet and honest always, but for God's sake don't eat my doughnuts!”
Emma Bunton
“(Tre cool on himself) Tre Cool is the drummer of GreenDay and he snorts doughnut sprinkles.”
Green Day
“A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.”
Roseanne Barr
“We have a great product with our doughnuts and we want the public to know we also have a great selection of coffee and other beverages.”
Stephen Cooper
“Shopping Canadian when you hit the doughnut hole may mean the difference between staying on your medications and not being able to afford them at all. Most patients are finding that paying full retail price for several months is senseless, if not impossible. Ordering from Canada, in that situation, is the perfect answer.”
Ramy Attalla
“It's sort of a 'Little Engine That Could' story. Why would you open a doughnut shop when all the other doughnut shops are closing?”
Duncan McKenzie
“Come up to me with a doughnut or a bag of chips. That would be perfect.”
“We got all the guys committed and we got the jelly doughnut in Corey Peters.”
Rich Brooks
“It's just sick. Who wants to see your doughnut roll? It looks like a girl has an inner tube around her waist.”
Phillip Brown
