(67 quotes found)
“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”
Douglas Adams
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.”
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
“I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.”
“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
“In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.”
“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.”
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
