(1220 quotes found)
“Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
Bill Cosby
“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”
Ernest Hemingway
“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
Gerard Way
“There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
Oscar Wilde
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.”
Megan Mullally
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