(1304 quotes found)
“We have learned that when St. Patrick's Day is on a (weekend), people start drinking early.”
Wayne Shelor
“Thieves, thugs, those who drink and drive, and drug dealers: We're coming after you.”
Glenn Walp
“We're also going to really be pushing them to drink a lot of water. We usually let them take what they want, but this time we're going to watch them drink and make sure they're getting enough fluids.”
Dave Binder
“A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes life merry, but money is the answer for everything”
Bible
“People drinking these beers enjoy the flavors and drink them a lot slower than normal beers.”
Catherine the Great
“Forsake not an old friend, for the new is not comparable to him. A new friend is a new wine; when if is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure.”
“I've been here some nights when we're serving until 1 a.m.. As long as people are drinking, we'll stay open.”
Stacy Bennett
“If life gives you lemons...you know you have a Herculean hangover. Either that, or you're holding Tequilla shots in both hands.”
Prabhudoss Samuel
“When we first saw this it looked like a soft drink, it's got fruit on it. Even when you take the top off and smell it, it smells like a fruit drink.”
Glen Loyd
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
