(1242 quotes found)
“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”
Ernest Hemingway
“Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.”
Socrates
“To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog”
German Proverb
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
Tina Fey
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Mark Twain
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
W. C. Fields
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
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