(1303 quotes found)
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
W. C. Fields
“I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.”
Megan Mullally
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
Anonymous Toast
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
Tina Fey
“To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog”
German Proverb
“Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases”
Chinese Proverbs
“I drink to stay warm, and to kill selected memories...”
Conor Oberst
“After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.”
Robin Williams
