(1242 quotes found)
“My books are water; those of great geniuses are wine everybody drinks water”
Mark Twain
“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
Craig Kilborn
“A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses”
Henry Louis Mencken
“I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.”
W. C. Fields
“whatever you do, find ways to read poerty. Eat it, drink it, enjoy it, and share it.”
Eve Merriam
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
“Drinking is a way of ending the day”
Ernest Hemingway
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
Greek proverb
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose”
Jack Handy
“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
Tommy Cooper
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