(1304 quotes found)
“whatever you do, find ways to read poerty. Eat it, drink it, enjoy it, and share it.”
Eve Merriam
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose”
Jack Handy
“Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.”
W. C. Fields
“There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.”
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”
Jimmy Breslin
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
Greek proverb
“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”
John Barrymore
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
“Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.”
Aaron Howard
“I drink to the general joy of the whole table”
William Shakespeare
