(1242 quotes found)
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
Bill Cosby
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
Oscar Wilde
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
Gerard Way
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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