(1303 quotes found)
“Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later”
Yiddish Proverb
“I drink therefore I am.”
W. C. Fields
“Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.”
Aaron Howard
“Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases”
Chinese Proverbs
“Drink to me”
Pablo Picasso
“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
Tommy Cooper
“How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot.”
Christina Applegate
“Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.”
Simon Fowler
“Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.”
Marc Price
“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”
John Barrymore