(1303 quotes found)
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”
Jimmy Breslin
“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”
Robert E. Lee
“whatever you do, find ways to read poerty. Eat it, drink it, enjoy it, and share it.”
Eve Merriam
“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer”
Clement Freud
“If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.”
Thomas S. Foley
“Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.”
Frank Sinatra
“My books are water; those of great geniuses are wine everybody drinks water”
Mark Twain
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose”
Jack Handy
“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.”
W. C. Fields
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
Greek proverb
