(1303 quotes found)
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.”
Socrates
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Mark Twain
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
