(1303 quotes found)
“There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.”
Anonymous Toast
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
Oscar Wilde
“Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
Bill Cosby
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
Gerard Way
“A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses”
Henry Louis Mencken
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
W. C. Fields
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise”
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
Homer Simpson
