(1304 quotes found)
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
Tina Fey
“Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise”
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases”
Chinese Proverbs
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
Anonymous Toast
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
Homer Simpson
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
W. C. Fields
“To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog”
German Proverb
“After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.”
Robin Williams
