(1303 quotes found)
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway
“Best while you have it use your breath - There is no drinking after death”
Anonymous Toast
“I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.”
W. C. Fields
“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
Craig Kilborn
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
Dylan Thomas
“Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.”
“I drink to the general joy of the whole table”
William Shakespeare
“There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.”
“I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.”
Johnny Damon
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
