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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
“Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.”
Dave Barry
“Living without faith is like driving in a fog.”
Proverb
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
Albert Einstein
“There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.”
Johnny Depp
“Water is the driving force of all nature.”
Leonardo da Vinci
“I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.”
Whoopi Goldberg
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