(127 quotes found)
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
Winston Churchill
“But I'm not so think as you drunk I am”
J. C. Squire
“If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.”
Wil Wheaton
“Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.”
Will Rogers
“"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."”
Gerard Way
“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”
Ozzy Osbourne
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”
Bruce Aidells
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
Bette Midler
“The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.”
Alben William Barkley
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