(153 quotes found)
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
“"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."”
Gerard Way
“Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on my mind...Excused me please, one more drink, Could you make it strong cause i don't need to think”
Dave Matthews Band
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“But I'm not so think as you drunk I am”
J. C. Squire
“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid”
Richard Braunstein
“If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.”
Wil Wheaton
