(153 quotes found)
“My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down -- but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.”
Willie Nelson
“Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.”
Willa Sibert Cather
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.”
Mitch Hedberg
“An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men”
Charles Darwin
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”
Bruce Aidells
“The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck”
Douglas Adams
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
Bette Midler
“There's nothing left . . . but to get drunk.”
Franklin Pierce
“We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar”
Charles Bukowski
“Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.”
Fiona Apple
