(153 quotes found)
“Real ale fans are just like train-spotters, only drunk.”
Christopher Howse
“In fine, he that is drunk is not a Man: Because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.”
William Penn
“The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.”
Joe Garagiola
“A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.”
Jim Bishop
“Drunk in Public Tour.”
Ron White
“Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.”
Damien Hirst
“Originally, I Was A Happy Drunk…”
Ewan McGregor
“If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people willthink you're drunk.”
Conan O'Brien
“Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober”
Legal Maxim
“Either you're drunk or your braces are lopsided.”
W. C. Fields
