(352 quotes found)
“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”
Joan Rivers
“I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.”
Bobby Knight
“I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?”
Eminem
“I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.”
Keanu Reeves
“I don't really think, I just walk.”
Paris Hilton
“This will end the mythology of the dumb little Dutch boy with his stupid finger in the dike to save his country.”
Louis van Gesteren
“Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as though they proceeded from natural causes, are ignorant blockheads”
Martin Luther
“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”
“Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.”
Louise Brooks
“I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.”
Quentin Tarantino
