(13 quotes found)
“This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat content.”
Dave Barry
“FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs.”
Ambrose Bierce
“I think they need to invent edible peanut shells.”
Gary Martin
“This week we are making edible snowmen.”
Linda Gajewski
“Unfortunately, they test to see if you are edible, but they can only use their teeth or nose and in doing so they do a lot of damage to soft, squishy humans.”
John West
“Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.”
“This is an arrangement that never wilts. Each one is unique and edible.”
Joe Bosetti
“PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.”
“Anyone is encouraged to participate in the festival either by creating an edible book or if someone is not creative or doesn't want to make a book, they can participate by coming and viewing the books.”
Victoria Heiduschke