(91 quotes found)
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
Stephen Wright
“So geographers, in Africa maps, With savage pictures fill their gaps, And o'er uninhabitable downs Place elephants for want of towns”
Jonathan Swift
“Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it”
Gene Spafford
“A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.”
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
“I'm afraid we felt the wrong end of the elephant first.”
Alan Wagner
“Though the elephant's tail is short, it can nevertheless keep flies off the elephant”
African Proverb
“Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's mouth.”
Chinese Proverbs
“I have a face like the behind of an elephant.”
Charles Laughton
“have started to look like dying elephants.”
Rupert Murdoch
“Though your enemy is the size of an ant, regard him as an elephant”
Danish Proverb
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