(4 quotes found)
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“I am not emo, but a Blues man. That allows me to both sing my sorrow and still be awesomely badass.”
Jairo Fernández
“I don't understand emo kids. How is it that someone who hadn't ever have to dig a grave for a puppy, under the burning sun, using only a wooden stick to dig the bitter land, while having an 8 years old child asking you, while crying a river, why poisonous frogs are so bad, could ever believe he or she actually know something about suffering? I just don't get it.”
“I really do love a good hard dicking...it totally eases my stress and calms my nerves.”
Chewbaca
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