(516 quotes found)
“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
Mark Twain
“All evolution in thought and conduct must at first appear as heresy and misconduct.”
George Bernard Shaw
“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.”
Bill Hicks
“Progress has not followed a straight ascending line, but a spiral with rhythms of progress and retrogression, of evolution and dissolution.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“The reason why the universe is eternal is that it does not live for itself; it gives life to others as it transforms”
Lao Tzu
“If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.”
Judith Hayes
“I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”
Stephen Wright
“It's easy to tell who the folks are that don't believe in evolution. They're the ones who have refused to participate in it.”
Daniel Solove
“We are the product of 4.5 billion years of fortuitous, slow biological evolution. There is no reason to think that the evolutionary process has stopped. Man is a transitional animal. He is not the climax of creation.”
Dr. Carl Sagan
