(720 quotes found)
“If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.”
Red Adair
“Gain may be temporary and uncertain; but ever while you live, expense is constant and certain: and it is easier to build two chimneys than to keep one in fuel.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.”
Will Rogers
“AMNESTY, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Be advised that all flatterers live at the expense of those who listen to them.”
Jean de La Fontaine
“I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.”
Warren Buffett
“If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.”
Adrienne Gusoff
“Nothing is certain in London but expense.”
William Shenstone
“A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, 'Do you have coke in a glass harmonica? ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews?'”
Mitch Hedberg
“Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.”
Dan Castellaneta
