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“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
Dave Barry
“There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.”
Mark Twain
“Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts”
Richard Feynman
““Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn’t see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love. Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will. At least the ancient Greeks were being honest.””
Chuck Palahniuk
“Experts should be on tap but never on top.”
Winston Churchill
“An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject, and how to avoid them”
Werner Karl Heisenberg
“If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert”
David Ben-Gurion
“Even when the experts all agree, they may well be mistaken.”
Bertrand Russell
“The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, "I love children because they're so honest." There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.”
Bill Cosby
“The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.”
Nathaniel Borenstein
