(4421 quotes found)
“The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on”
Frank Zappa
“Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.”
Jay Leno
“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
Dave Barry
“If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.”
Yogi Berra
“What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.”
Bob Dylan
“Defensive and offensive lineman control the game and true sports fans know that.”
Dante Hall
“It's kinda nice to be remembered by your peers and your fans, because you can achieve a lot of success and be a creep too! But we try to be nice, just normal people.”
Karen Carpenter
“They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that.”
Angelina Jolie
“Where'er you walk, cool glades shall fan the glade / Trees, where you sit, shall crowd into a shade: / Where'er you tread, the blusing flow'rs shall rise, / And all things flourish where you turn your eyes.”
Alexander Pope
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
Charles Dickens
