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“I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.”
Mae West
“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”
George Carlin
“And even though I know how very far apart we are, it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star. And when the night winds start to sing a lonesome lullaby, it helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky. Somewhere out there, if love can see us through then, we'll be together ... Somewhere out there, out where dreams, come true.”
Barry Mann
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
Stephen Wright
“He who lives in our mind is near though he may actually be far away; but he who is not in our heart is far though he may really be nearby.”
Chanakya
“If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.”
W. C. Fields
“For sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds;Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.”
William Shakespeare
“It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.”
Yogi Berra
“A single son endowed with good qualities is far better than a hundred devoid of them.”
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry