(16 quotes found)
“He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner”
Johnny Carson
“Nicole - Knickers, as I call her. I would swear, burp and fart in front of her. I'd try and embarrass her and she would pretend to be shocked. I always played up on that. It was a real elder sister-younger brother relationship.' - on his and Nicole's relationship on Moulin Rouge”
Ewan McGregor
“You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans.”
Terry Pratchett
“Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.”
Mena Suvari
“I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.”
Djuna Barnes
“I've never shied away from a good fart joke,”
Eugene Levy
“This old fart can still get there. But I don't even care. As long as we win, I don't care where the touchdowns come from. It's not like I set a goal of touchdowns before the season. All that matters is that they're in the act of helping the team win.”
Corey Dillon
“Cheli! The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.”
Kris Draper
“[Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart,”
James Ford
“When you’ve survived flying helicopters in Vietnam, taken on the U.S. government, fought the mob in Las Vegas, been shot and stabbed as I have; farting in a crowded elevator falls short of being a disaster.”
Bob Miller
