(251 quotes found)
“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?”
Woody Allen
“'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.”
Dave Barry
“If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.”
Courtney Love
“It is not fatness! It is development”
Brigitte Bardot
“I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.”
Walt Whitman
“I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.”
Cher
“Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.”
Denis Leary
“It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.”
Roseanne Barr
“It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
“A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.”
St. Jerome
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