(93 quotes found)
“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
Anne Lamott
“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
Paula Poundstone
“The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.”
“They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them.”
Mahatma Gandhi
“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.”
Erica Jong
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
George Carlin
