(93 quotes found)
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
“There is luxury in self reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else has a right to blame us.”
“A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around”
Edgar Watson Howe
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“It is in self-imitation that a master first shows himself.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.”
Groucho Marx
“If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.”
Elbert Hubbard
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
Bill Cosby
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”
Marianne Williamson
