(659 quotes found)
“The fear of life is the favorite disease of the twentieth century”
William Lyon Phelps
“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard
“That's like asking you to pick your favorite child... I do however, think Bird on a Wire was one of my finest works. Oscar caliber.”
Mel Gibson
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
Tommy Cooper
“One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."”
Demetri Martin
“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
Anne Lamott
“I'm always nervous before I go on stage, but once I'm out there everything is great and it's my favorite place to be.”
Christina Aguilera
“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”
Chris Rock
“They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them.”
Mahatma Gandhi
