(9 quotes found)
“I was doing a show in Fife, Alabama last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: "Hey, whatcha readin' for?"Isn't that the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I readING, but what am I reading FOR? Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I dunno... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress.”
Bill Hicks
“I like Fife. He's going to be a very good player.”
Gene Nudo
“It was interesting to see the different bands, fife and drum corps, and bagpipes. For a 16-block area, traffic doesn't move.”
Mike Silk
“Fife was actually a lot more consistent, poised in the pocket. He graded out a little stronger. There's a tremendous upside there. The guy's just learning the game. He's picking it up fast.”
Ron James
“(Fife) had command of the offense.”
“One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.”
Martin Short
“[Peterhead’s title hopes were dealt a blow when they were held to a goalless draw by East Fife.] Dropping two points at home is a disappointment, ... We had the chances but did not take them. They play in a negative way but it is effective.”
Iain Stewart
“Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife! To all the sensual world proclaim. One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.”
Walter Scott
“talks like Dirty Harry but acts like Barney Fife.”
Zell Miller
