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“Every soul shall taste of death, and you shall only be paid fully your reward on the resurrection day; then whoever is removed far away from the fire and is made to enter the garden he indeed has attained the object; and the life of this world is nothing but a provision of vanities.”
quran
“[One party to the conversation recalled:] Someone fired out, 'What about Bob, what's he going to do? ... Well, he can ship his mail-order bride back on the boat.”
John Brogden
“We will have a fire hose of data coming back instead of bringing it back through a little garden hose.”
James Graf
“That remark is insubordinate and totally out of line”
Chief Leman Padelford
“"We need a pretty good amount of rain to really put this thing to bed", WRIC TV 3/10/09”
Richard Reuse
“It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.”
Jack Handy
“Our hearts go out to those who have lost their homes, ... This fire is so overwhelming, so devastating.”
Dick Murphy
“One must have to get wet and cross the river's troubled waters in order to get to the other side, where the wood that will keep him safe, sheltered and warm will be found...”
Marie-Suzanne Labelle (A.K.A Marie-Sue)
“I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.”
Mitch Hedberg
“World War II has continued well after it was 'finished'”
Leif Ericsson Leo Veness
