(1045 quotes found)
“If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church.”
Tom Brokaw
“To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish”
Chinese Proverbs
“We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.”
Jack Handy
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
W. C. Fields
“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
Douglas Adams
“How I wish, how I wish you were here...We're just two lost soulsswimming in a fish bowl,Year after year....Running over the same old ground.What have we found?The same old fears.Wish you were here.”
Pink Floyd
“Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up.”
“No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise”
Lewis Carroll
“If the fish had not opened its mouth, it would not have been caught”
Proverb
“You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.”
Mitch Hedberg
