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“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
Groucho Marx
“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
“I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.”
“It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently.”
Warren Buffett
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.”
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“Learn one thing from a lion; one from a crane; four a cock; five from a crow; six from a dog; and three from an ass.”
Chanakya
“If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers.”
Whoopi Goldberg
“You are the same today that you are going to be in five years from now except for two things: the people with whom you associate and the books you read.”
Charles Jones
“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!”
Jim Carrey
