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“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
Groucho Marx
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry
“Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.”
Chanakya
“Even as the unborn babe is in the womb of his mother, these five are fixed as his life destiny: his life span, his activities, his acquisition of wealth and knowledge, and his time of death.”
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.”
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
“I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.”
“It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently.”
Warren Buffett
“You are the same today that you are going to be in five years from now except for two things: the people with whom you associate and the books you read.”
Charles Jones
“Learn one thing from a lion; one from a crane; four a cock; five from a crow; six from a dog; and three from an ass.”