(6 quotes found)
“Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.”
Barbara Kingsolver
“Never floss with a stranger.”
Joan Rivers
“When a soldier's getting shot at, they don't take the time to brush and floss.”
Col. Dennis Runyan
“You can't floss your teeth. Showering is tough. Sleeping. Everything is a little bit tougher.”
Derrek Lee
“Mental Floss is what it is. It's about people learning information they always thought they should know.”
Will Pearson
“I won?t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out.”
Charles Thomas
