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“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
Woody Allen
“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
Yogi Berra
“Knowledge is the food of the soul.”
Plato
“It is not good for all our wishes to be filled; through sickness we recognize the value of health; through evil, the value of good; through hunger, the value of food; through exertion, the value of rest.”
Dorothy Canfield Fisher
“He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food”
Raymond Chandler
“Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.”
Dan Castellaneta
“The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet”
Mark Twain
“It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."”
Erma Bombeck
“When I gave food to the poor, they called me a saint. When I asked why the poor were hungry, they called me a communist.”
Dom Helder Camara
