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“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
Doug Larson
“Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.”
Jason Zebehazy
“Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think”
Tom Wilson
“What hunger is in relation to food, zest is in relation to life”
Bertrand Russell
“The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet”
Mark Twain
“If music be the food of love, play on; give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, the appetite may sicken and so die.”
William Shakespeare
“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'”
Mitch Hedberg
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
Chris Rock
“Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
George Bernard Shaw
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